What's On Your Hard Drive

Jack Russell Guild Scripter and Resident Superhero		Geoff Greenburg Guild Director of Information Systems
List of coveted, value-priced music CDs he prides himself at collecting.		A UC Davis BFA that’s just collecting dust.
Gracious acceptance speech for winning the "Guild Superhero" contest.		Bitter treatise towards Jack Russell for barely beating him in the "Guild Superhero" contest.
Names of the script functions he still has to complete on Faery Tale Adventure II.		Names of grown men twice his size that have submitted to him at Jujitsu class.
Grateful e-mail from Personnel granting his vacation request.		Urgent e-mail from Writing Department complaining that they can’t download nude photos of Beverly DeAngelo anymore.
List of softball pitches that he could easily toss in for a strike.		List of Guild employees that he could easily toss into a bottomless pit.
Well placed collection of stuffed animals from the film Babe.		Well placed collection of stuffed animals from the film Babe.
Guild nickname: Bulldog.		Guild nickname: Head Chimp.
Pieces of quartz, feldspar, and granite he’s acquired from various hiking trips.		Pieces of contempt, scorn, and hatred he’s acquired from spending too much time with people.
Hotlink to the KCRW’s web site, LA’s National Public Radio station.		WAV file of a blood-curdling scream he broadcasted when the server went down last week.
Recipe for a beef and poultry dry rub which can make any man salivate.		Database of snotty put-downs which can make any Board Member wince.
New Vegas Games -- to polish up his lacking poker skills.		Quake -- to polish up his aim with a nail gun before he goes postal on the joint.
Note to self: "Hard work and loyalty will pay sincere dividends."		Note to self: "If I’m going down, I’m taking someone with me."
Computer name: Golden Boy.		Computer name: Network THIS, pal.