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Previous What's On Your Hard Drives
| Heather Gilmour Guild Producer |
Bryan Richert Guild Tester |
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| Microsoft Project
software. |
"Windows 95 = Macintosh 89"
sticker. |
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| On-line shortcut to Anna
Sui catalog. |
Java script estimating rough age of his
Doc Martens (6 years!!!) |
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| 1K bug report list. |
36 megs of code that just won't work. |
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| "Thank You" list
for gifts received from 2nd Masters Degree. |
Nasty e-mail to Daily Ops complaining about
how friggin hot it is in QA. |
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| Venn Diagram of resources
showing what is needed to deliver Planet Net. |
Just enough nickels in a plastic cup to
get a stromboli delivered. |
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| Computer Name: Cary Grant. |
Computer Name: Taken for Granted. |
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| 3:00 PM e-mail to Director
of Production saying that everything is running smoothly. |
2:55 PM e-mail to Heather saying that
the latest Beta fried every motherboard in Testing. |
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| CD Encyclopedia bookmark
of insects she's allergic to. |
List of bugs in Planet Net I
found since this morning. |
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| Treatise on how to get
even with the Writing Department. |
Treatise on how to get even with the
Writing Department. |
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| List of favorite quotes by
Lord Byron. |
Phone Number of Simi Valley girls he
likes to play "King of the Hill" with. |
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| Appointment to see her
doctor to take care of that "little sniffle"
she has. |
Countdown ticker showing the number of
minutes until he releases that virtually undetectable
server virus. |
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| Self-Defining Quote:
"Give me Production resources, or give me
death!" |
Self-Defining Quote: "So, when's
the next Deathmatch start?" |
| Michael Evanston Guild Artist |
Joe Pearce Guild Chief Technical Director |
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| Record of favorite
passages from Milan Kundera's Book of Laughter and
Forgetting. |
Design document for Inherit the Earth 2. |
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| Little "Black"
Book of various exotic women in the Redondo Beach area
with good looks and good sense. |
List of ASCII codes. |
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| List of artwork for Pandemonium
Golf due by lunch. |
Suggestion for where to eat lunch after an earthquake (written after Northridge quake). |
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| Thoughtful, true, and well
composed letter explaining why he deserves a raise. |
Brad's template for raise rejection letter.
(Confidential) |
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| Sexy snapshot of Diana
Rigg at the height Avengers fame. |
A schematic diagram of a sexy robot. |
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| Virtual picturebook of
inspirational work by the Italian Masters. |
Scans of Far Side cartoons. |
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| Computer Name: Desdemona |
Computer Name: Bucket of Bolts |
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| Downloaded baseball
schedule for the Oregon League's Eugene Cavaliers. |
Download rules for Cavalier character in AD&D |
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| Lightbulb shortcut to Lightwave
software |
Macros to make Visual C++ to compile faster. |
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| Musings on the meanings of
Perspective and Art. |
Explanations for Star Trek continuity mistakes. |
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| Valedictory speech from
the Art Center in Pasadena. |
Recollections of pranks played on people in the physics lab at UCSD. |
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| Bookmark to Gray's
Anatomy to accurately depict the human body, inside
and out. |
Bookmark to Gray's
Anatomy to accurately eviscerate slow coders. |
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| Personal motto: I seek
Life, Beauty, and Truth |
Personal motto: There has to be a way to do that easier! |
| Sam
Calis Guild Programmer |
Matt Kuzma Guild Writer/Public Relations |
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| Software for Creative
Labs Soundblaster AWE32 |
One of them sound thingys |
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| List of C++ programming
tips |
List of fruits with the "CUH"
sound |
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| Warcraft Shareware |
List of CAA actresses that are easy |
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| Catalog of Rush Albums |
Catalog of production company rejection
letters |
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| Doom Master Levels |
Doomed masterpieces |
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| Love letters to the cute
girls in Testing |
Love letters to the cute girls in
Testing |
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| E-mail address of
Miroslav, Internet friend from the Ukraine |
Polish jokes |
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| Local Chinese restaurants
that serve a good Lo Mein at a good price |
Chatsworth restaurants that won't give
me e-coli |
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| Adaptec 2940 connector to
a PCI SCSI fast/wide controller card |
Solitaire |
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| Novell Netware Card |
Novels I scrapped after page eight |
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| Favorite Computer: Gateway
2000 |
Favorite Computer: HAL 2000 |
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| Department motto: We can
make it! |
Department motto: Pass the gin, Mamet,
I'm dry as a bone over here! |
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| Script functions for Faery
Tale Adventure 2: Halls of the Dead |
Script of straight-to-video hit -- Devil
Nurses II: Electric Boogaloo |
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| Memo to self: someday I
will rule the world |
Memo to self: remember to wear underwear |
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